Bowel Movements Fast (B.M.F.)
I took a big shit (ugh), bowel movements,
light a match, my pants are ruined.
This gas station, oh my God. Sorry for the next dude that come to drop a log.
Sorry just had to when I hear BM I just think Bowel Movements.

(Source: averagewizard)

I’m loving these fuck you walk signs that are popping up through the city. (Sent in by Cookietm
I took a big shit (ugh), bowel movements,
light a match, my pants are ruined.
This gas station, oh my God. Sorry for the next dude that come to drop a log.
Sorry just had to when I hear BM I just think Bowel Movements.
Fox News ignorance. SMH

There’s My Chippy!
Where’s my Chippy?
So I was born in the month of September and the feast of St. Michael the archangel is in September. My name is Michael, I think that’s pretty cool. K bye (nerdy kid from Role Models voice)
**wrote this months ago and forgot to post**
BP spills coffee.
No words can explain.
Biggie Smalls vs. Jason Mraz. Who knew that these two songs could mix and bonus points to him for singing it. This dude KILLED IT.
The coonery continues with Ron Artest after game 7. Its a MUST watch! He’s hilarious.